AffenTV

AffenTV ist ein Begriff der bei einer Weed Session entstanden ist. Ohne Grund wurde bekanntgegeben, dass einer der Teilnehmer nicht AffenTV sei. Vorher war der Begriff niemals gefallen, geschweige denn jemandem bekannt. Seitdem ist das Mysterium um AffenTV ungeklärt und noch heute versucht seine Sekte ihn zu finden.

1. Hast du AffenTV gesehen?
2. Nein, aber ich kann mir vorstellen, dass Name AffenTV ist.

AffenTV by nat1ve October 17, 2020

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Affentittengeil

Literally translated from German as Monkey Breast Horny. Used to describe something as "great" or supercool".

"I'd like you to meet my friend Gary. He's an affentittengeil guy."

"Wow, look at that horny monkey's tits. This German porn is affentittengeil!"

As a negative: That guy is such a loser. Nicht affentittengeil.

Affentittengeil by madarencal May 7, 2013

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AffenTV • affented • Affention • Affentittengeil • Affentween

Affentween

To get from between

Boy! You better get affentween them cars fo I whoop you!

Affentween by imagirl27 July 31, 2016

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affented

when your best mate abuses you for calling you small :(

my bestmate: mate your small

me: i’m affented

affented by your pseudoscience June 20, 2019

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Affention

When you receive unsolicited affection through attention

I thought she was bothering me but actually she was giving me affention

Affention by vodera February 22, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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