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When someone dosent know how to spell offend
Sever rules

1 don't spam
2 don't affend
Affend by Cash0915 March 24, 2018
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affended 

a new meme which defines another way of saying offended.
no one believes me, i'm affended

bro, the gc trolling us all the time im affended
affended by affendedaf March 17, 2017
act of hurting or insulting someone
he is not a friendly person because he affend others
affend by affend easiest meaning February 5, 2018

Affendment 

An offensive event or happening that ends up in full on argument is an act resulting in an affendment
Guy says my butt hurts and I'm gonna shake it In front of your face. Girl says that is totally an affendment . Strike one bro.
Affendment by Aidan pugh August 23, 2011
there is no word like affend it is just a way to pronounce word offence
no example for affend

Affended 

Affirmation + offended. When your negative beliefs of your future become reality and it shatters your ego, you're affended
I was expecting them to reject my job application, but now that it's actually happened, I am so affended. FML
Affended by Afinted September 23, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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