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To belittle or insult someone openly and to their face,thus causing them to feel dejected.
On February 24, 1980, 9 year old Luke affronted his brother,10 year old Linus,by saying,"Well,it looks like YOU have a RECTANGLE head!" thus causing Linus to lose his pompom snowhat and end up dejected and barehead,with a cold head,and Linus' hair a fright.
affront by JMC70 January 2, 2017
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Affront to the Ears 

A ridiculously irritating sound.
My mother's voice is an affront to the ears.

Black Affronted

Black Affronted is a Scottish way of expressing ones embarrassment, basically it is a local colloqualism for saying that you have been embarrassed by someone or something.
That lassie o' mine lifted up her skirt and mooned a'body, I was pure black affronted so ah wiz!

Affrontophobia 

The irrational fear of offending a person/people
The people of the Western World are largely suffering from Affrontophobia.
Affrontophobia by Truth has a Voice January 21, 2016

affronted 

Nathan Huck well just affronted me!!!
affronted by vlb December 24, 2008

Affrunti 

People from Wisconsin with faces that resemble penises
"Woah man her face looks like my fathers penis!"
"She's an Affrunti!"
Affrunti by affaffindahouse April 14, 2010
...................................eh fuck it
wanna go to the woodsies?

afrontp
afrontp by LMNOP April 16, 2005
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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