afdeiction 

afdeiction n. The addiction to affection. (blend of addiction and affection.)

I'll always feel sick when I picked up the memories of the afdeiction towards her before our break-up.

afdeiction by Magniforis Zhangustus May 23, 2009

smell addiction 

Addiction to & cravings of chemical smells like felt tip markers, gasoline, paint, etc.

I was Quite surprised to discover I have smell addiction! I crave to smell these things, even tho I know it ain't good for me.

smell addiction by Starchylde June 26, 2016

Urban Addictionary 

A compulsive psychological need to create new definitions for publication to Urban Dictionary.

Persistent compulsive use of the website can become physically, psychologically and socially harmful, especially when submissions are rejected. If you or anyone you know is showing symptoms of suffering from this condition, please seek guidance from the internet's most credible Dr - WebMD.

"Those damn kids are going to end up with a case of urban addictionary if they keep spending so much time on the internet!"

Urban Addictionary by manicbubble February 10, 2015

Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS) 

When babies, dogs, kids or other people are so cute, and it becomes so aggravating, that you just want to squeeze them until their eyeballs pop out.

Karla bumped in to old-friend Susie on the street, with her three-month-old, Emmett, decked out in a sailor suit, giggling endlessly. "He is so adorable in that get-up that I just want to slap him," Karla remarked to Susie, who quickly explained that she was suffering from Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS). Susie took Emmett and kept walking down the street.

Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS) by Uncle Joosie April 17, 2014

Clan Addiction Disorder 

Being abnormally dependent on your clan.

A lot of Somalis suffer Clan addiction disorder (CAT)

Clan Addiction Disorder by Abdi Mahad August 26, 2012

The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA) 

When a student is in a school which is massively filled with indian creatures who call themselves teachers, he/she suffers the Indian Affliction. Those so called teachers have brains the size of peanuts and have bodies covered with nothing but oil and hair. They speak in queerly altered piteous english that sounds like a Decepticon and an Auto-bot having sex. They're figure is weirdly diverse but is roughly regraded as the shape of a disabled ape. A normal human will surely have a hard time distinguishing a male from a female.
Chiefly, just by it intruding a class, this creature transfers a detrimental smell that affects the living soul of a student, transforming him/her into one of it's own.

Those indian creatures have suffered in the past, over the ages and yet until now. But they have chosen not to live in their own affliction, but to spread their suffering and multiply. Somehow, they believed the educational course was the utter path to ride on.
Sadly, students in the middle east are the ones who endure this ailment the most. But be warned, as they multiply like fuck, they seek worldwide domination.

Jaimie: Fuck yeah that creepy old indian teacher left school, can't wait to see what they brought us next

Sam: Looks like we have ANOTHER ONE! Can't believe how numerous those things are!

Jaimie: This place is like they're fucking domicile, aslong as we stay here, we're still gonna be sufferers of The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA).

The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA) by Epictrix August 27, 2012

Cock Addiction 

Desire to suck a cock or multiple cocks more frequently than an above average sexual relationship allows so the addict seeks other cocks to suck.

Cock addiction might cause you to have multiple affairs to give yourself access to multiple cocks and frequent access to cocks to suck.

Cock Addiction by DiDiDi June 2, 2012