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Juan is acually stupid

(Meaning he isn't actually stupid)
Acually by rsfbcs March 25, 2021
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that's actually fucked up 

THE main phrase used by NormanNick”. He usually uses this line when he feels like something really fucked up was conspired against him. This is a common way that Norman “Nick” voices his displeasure.
*the avetards broke into Norman “Nick”’s room and brought his PS4 downstairs so they could play in the living room*
Norman “Nick”: “Yo did y’all steal my PS4 and bring it downstairs?”
Noah: “Um, possibly”
Norman “Nick”: “Dude, you know that's actually fucked up, right?”
Norman “Nick”: “Yo Henry, that's actually fucked up right?”

Sherlock is actually a girl’s name 

Means i love you

When you’re saying goodbye to your best friend
“Since it’s unlikely that we’ll ever meet again, I might as well say it now.”
Sherlock is actually a girl’s name ”

I actually don't hate you right now 

Lance never hated Keith, but sometimes our feelings can get lost in translation when coming from our thoughts to verbal communication.
Lance: ''I actually don't hate you right now...''
Me (a love guru who can see the difference between a rivalry and sexual tension): ''Oh lance, sweetie, you never hated him''

Well Actually 

1. the word you hear before a big lecture
2. when you hear it, prepare for boredom
3. the word that lets you know your in for it
4. the word people use when they are trying to be smart
5. the word people use when they are loosing an argument
6. the word you only use if you are in trouble, a smart mouth, or loosing in a argument/verbal fight
Well Actually by Jaemins Pink Hair January 16, 2020

ActuallyOddPlan

The common fandom name for a foursome that consists of Stephen Ng, Gavin Ng, Hosuh Lee and Jay Ko.
The Actually comes from Stephen and Gavin, and their channel name "Actually Stephen", The odd comes from Jay and his online username "OddJayAlter" and the Plan comes from Hosuh and his online username "PlanB".

Anyone is who not familiar with Danplan must be wondering why 4 separate people have a group fandom name. And that's because Stephen, Hosuh and Jay were once on a Youtube channel called Danplan, which was run by Daniel Lim, co-run by Hosuh. The group split up once Stephen left because of poor treatment, however Hosuh, Jay and Stephen all remained friends.
Friend 1: "I love ActuallyOddPlan oh my god."
Friend 2: "Aha.. once who fall down the ActuallyOddPlan hole there is *no* escape."
Friend 1: "I love???? them??? all???? like,,,, Jay is just so??? And Hosuh is just?? aND STEPHEN?? AND GAVIN???"
Friend 2: "You're in deeper than I thought."
ActuallyOddPlan by Koransuba May 5, 2020

Umm actually 

The first two words said by people who think their opinion is correct before they go make a twenty paragraph rant about why the age of consent should be thirteen
Someone: The age of consent exists for a reason
Neck beard: Umm actually the age of consent is a useless government rule that promotes double-standards for people of different ages and I know tons of thirteen year olds that are mature enough so... *proceeds to talk for the next two hours*
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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