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Sexy mofo who lives under a rock(like Patrick) that likes women(men)
Hi, I'm Acsel.
acsel by bbbbuuuuu May 15, 2015
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ansel elgort syndrome 

A fake illness used to confuse those who've never watched an Ansel Elgort movie. Pioneered by Brooklyn 99 character Gina Linetti.
Sorry, I can’t... I’ve got Ansel Elgort syndrome.
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Acelya is the name of a beautiful flower. Acelya's have very beautiful eyes. They are full of secrets. The most women are mad at Acelyas, because of their great personality. They have a lot of friends. True friends. If you do wrong to Acelya, they will forgive you. But keep this in mind: Once you do wrong to Acelya, things will NEVER be the same! If Acelya loves somebody, they will always love that 'somebody'. Most of Acelyas are very aggressive, so think twice before you say or do something. If you know an Acelya, be proud, because you're just lucky!
Acelya will never get out of your head
acelya by David George September 21, 2013
An Albanian name. (stolen from Turkish) it means "moonlight"
Ajsel is a beautiful exotic girl that no matter what you do you can't get your mind off of!! She's unique and cool in every aspect and can't be messed with.
Ajsel is here... i've gotta prepare myself!!!
Ajsel by monsterboc2334 January 4, 2011
An adjective that describes something as brilliant, amazing, superior, one of a kind! A combination of "ace" and "excellent".
"You did an acellent job!"
"That chocolate cake was acellent!"
"Your hair looks acellent!"
acellent by Lisa Yu December 9, 2006
Verb (V) The art of sitting on the toilet backwards while you take a shit.

Derives from the series "Saved by the Bell" in which the character ACSlater would often sit backwards on his seat.
"Yesterday I was ACSlatering it at my girlfriends house, but I forgot to lock the door and her mother walked in on me midway"
ACSlater by coresnake January 5, 2009

Accelerated Reader 

An exuse for schools to torture its students by forcing us to read and take tests on them to pass.
i hate accelerated reader.
me too.

doesnt everyone
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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