Skip to main content

Acrapulators Guide 

A book describing the custom of acquiring items of nominal value, or at greatly discounted prices -- usually used.
The Acrpaulator's Guide is very funny.
Acrapulators Guide by Jill B. Horist September 13, 2005

crapulation 

Congratulating someone on a shitty job well done.
Crapulation on doing that girl and then realizing she was your cousin you idiot.
crapulation by DrumLoud August 5, 2003

acrapulator 

1. A person who purchases items at low prices from the second hand market. 2. A person with a large collection of items of nominal value.
Always scouring garage sales, thrift stores, and country auctions, Jane has been an acrapulator all her life.
acrapulator by Jill B. Horist September 13, 2005

Premature Ecrapulation 

When you think you are going to fart, but crap instead. Basically; When you shart
Person 1: Dude, watch this fart!
Person 2: Alright!
Person 1: *Sharts* Ah damnit!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 3: That sucks! He had premature ecrapulation! Haha!
Premature Ecrapulation by Zyth995 November 6, 2011

scrapulation

When your scrotum sticks to your leg due to sweat. Scrapulation usually happens when it is a hot night and you are sweaty, resulting in constant picking at your jocks and scrotum.

Scrapulous is the word for the sweat produced.
The rash that results from scrapulation and scrapulous is scrapulosis.
The night before the election, George Bush was really nervous and had the sweats; He suffered bad scrapulation, keeping him awake through the night. On the day of the election he was constantly scrating at his scrapulosis.
scrapulation by Wilko & Will June 20, 2006

Crapulation 

When you are having sex and then one of you poops/craps.
a man and woman are having sex when all of a sudden the woman says "god damn i got to shit" then she craps. That is crapulation.