acockplished

After a long night of trying, you finally get the dick. You then feel acockplished!

Girl last night I finally fucked Tyrone! Mission acockplished.

Fucked three guys last night. I feel acockplished.

I'm proud of you, bout time you got the D. So acockplished.

acockplished by Lulu and lolo February 26, 2014

Mission Accomplished and not in a Bush way

A way of saying something important has actually been accomplished for real, while at the same time mocking former president George W. Bush

On May 1,2003 George W Bush landed on the deck of the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln for a photo-op wearing a flight suit and declared "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq when in fact the war had just begun and absolutuly nothing had been accomplished. Exactly 8 years later Osama bin Laden was killed in Pakistan by Navy Seals, this is an example of Mission Accomplished and not in a Bush way.

Mission Accomplished and not in a Bush way by SKY_DOG July 15, 2011

Mission Accomplished 

Something you say after you fuck up. This way, people will think you have actually succeeded when in fact you have failed so miserably your former supporters have crossed over.

Mission Accomplished in Iraq, eh?

Mission Accomplished by rise up rise against June 16, 2004

mission accomplished 

correction---4000 deaths and counting...

since mission accomplished, there have been over 4000 deaths

mission accomplished by MattT=P March 24, 2008

Mission Accomplished 

A phrase denoting failure. Usually used in conjunction with a photo op (where the failure wears a military costume) so that the press can have a collective orgasm.

Typically is followed by protracted guerilla wars that kill 100s of Americans in an arbitrary nation in the Islamic world

Before Mission Accomplished: 120 dead American troops

After Mission Accomplished: Over 1,000 dead American troops

Mission Accomplished by gdffdgfddsasdfasdfasdfasdf October 6, 2004

mission accomplished 

correction---2894 deaths

since mission accomplished, there have been nearly 3000 deaths

mission accomplished by Daniel198 December 6, 2006

never ignorant getting goals accomplished

acronym for "[nigga}"

Tyrone: You know what nigga stands for, right?
CJ: Naw.
Tyrone: Never ignorant getting goals accomplished, my nigga.

never ignorant getting goals accomplished by dat_booty_tho October 25, 2015