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accugaytion 

When a person who is definitely not gay is accused by another of being gay; typically the result of a faulty gaydar.
Lydia: Did you see Tommy with Peter at the mall the other day? He is so gay!

Martha: That sounds like an accugaytion; he is straight as a whistle!
accugaytion by Mr. Notgay November 15, 2022
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noob accusation 

In FPS games, when someone notices the high amount of frags another player has compared to theirs, and falsely accuses them of using hack, cheat, or bot programs. Often owners of game servers ban people for starting arguments this way, asking instead to report hackers to the admins rather than starting flame wars.
J03 L4m3r: RedBlade7 has 30 frags and I only have 17! He must be hacking.
RedBlade7: Stop with the noob accusations. You're just losing.
noob accusation by RedBlade77 March 12, 2011

Accubation 

The practice of eating or drinking while lying down, usually on the belly or resting on one elbow, after the manner of the anciet Greeks and Romans.
Since I am usually too lazy (or hung over) to get out of bed in the morning, I have perfected the art of accubation.
Accubation by Craic Shack March 24, 2006

False Accusations 

When someone fasly accuses you of doing something that you didn’t do.
Boyfriend: You weren’t really taking a nap we’re you? I bet you were cheating because you’re a liar or some shit

Girlfriend: Why are you accusing me of being a cheating liar when I was just fucking sleeping ? Stop giving me false accusations
False Accusations by SGM01 September 23, 2018

Melanie accusation 

Ok for those of y'all saying that Melanie raped Timothy Heller, Heller gave in. She could have kept resisting but no she decided to give up. And Timothy keeps changing the dates. When she realised Melanie was on tour, she changed the dates. You know why? Because she's a lier!!!! Why blame your best friend for something they didn't do?

accusation 

The process of blaming some one for something
''Stop making up accusations that aren't true'
accusation by _lollllllll____ March 27, 2017

Accugaysions 

When a man (straight or gay), gets accused of being gay due to saying something and/or doing something that doesn’t conform to the hypermasculine bro culture.
Mike: Bro check out that girl sitting over there at the bar, she’s fucking fine bro !

Joe: Meh she looks about average, probably an attention whore with the way she’s dressed and flirting with those guys over there.

Mike: Bro whaaat ? You’re fucking crazy bro ! What are you gay ?

Joe: Nah man I ain’t gay, I just don’t see what all the fuss is about. She’s probably ugly af under those 5 pounds of makeup she’s got on and she seems like she has daddy issues.

Mike: You sure you ain’t just gay bro ?

Joe: I’m just not into trashy barflies BRO, quit making all these accugaysions...
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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