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Accugaysions 

When a man (straight or gay), gets accused of being gay due to saying something and/or doing something that doesn’t conform to the hypermasculine bro culture.
Mike: Bro check out that girl sitting over there at the bar, she’s fucking fine bro !

Joe: Meh she looks about average, probably an attention whore with the way she’s dressed and flirting with those guys over there.

Mike: Bro whaaat ? You’re fucking crazy bro ! What are you gay ?

Joe: Nah man I ain’t gay, I just don’t see what all the fuss is about. She’s probably ugly af under those 5 pounds of makeup she’s got on and she seems like she has daddy issues.

Mike: You sure you ain’t just gay bro ?

Joe: I’m just not into trashy barflies BRO, quit making all these accugaysions...
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accugaytion 

When a person who is definitely not gay is accused by another of being gay; typically the result of a faulty gaydar.
Lydia: Did you see Tommy with Peter at the mall the other day? He is so gay!

Martha: That sounds like an accugaytion; he is straight as a whistle!
accugaytion by Mr. Notgay November 15, 2022
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
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