abstainal 

A tasteful combination of abstinence and anal sex.

Bryan and Julian wanted to try something new, so they went with abstainal sex. They said it got them off but they still feel innocent.

"It doesn't count if it's abstainal."

abstainal by tstack25 February 17, 2014

Abstinant Friend 

The one person out of a large group of friends who does not drink, do drugs,is the designated driver,attends Christian Camp,and plans to save sex for the right time.

Kelly: Hey, we're getting smashed tonight, Aiight?
Trishelle: Chyeah...Oh wait, someone needs to be the Designated Driver!
Kelly: Dont worry, we'll bring Sarah.
Trishelle: Why?
Kelly: Cause she's our abstinant friend.

Abstinant Friend by Sarah McNasty December 19, 2008

Abstainer 

Used in place of Wanker as wanking has become mainstream. Infers that someone does not wank at all, and consequently there is something wrong with them.

Stop acting like an abstainer.

Abstainer by Vumnoo October 19, 2011

abstination 

Abstination:
Not a real word in any language. A composite of Abstinence and the suffix -tion.
-tion is used to make a noun an action or process. It may also be used to mean result or consequence.
Abstain is to refrain from something by one's own choice
Abstinence is the act of... implying the practice of refraining from indulging or desire, action on the noun abstain.
This means that the -tion suffix has been miss-applied to a noun when there is a correct version of which is already a defined word.
First use was by the religious right in a Moral Majority news letter.
This would bring us to another word:
Ignorance: The lack of knowledge, information or education by choice; a state of ignorance.
Logical conclusion: The moral majority was created by god during the period of "Intelligent Design" and gave them the ability to choose ignorance.

Teach your kids abstination is good and sex is bad. spelling variation of another non word - abstanation

abstination by wchp July 28, 2016

abstaining

To restrain oneself from doing or enjoying something.

I am abstaining from masturbation cause my dick is too sore

abstaining by _mustytrusty_ June 4, 2015

Total abstainer 

Someone who abstains from substances or practices that could be considered vices, usually things like alcohol (or drunkenness), tobacco, (illegal)drugs, and premarital sex.

Jim is a total abstainer, he doesn't ever do anything when he goes to parties.

Total abstainer by GH Dogg February 5, 2009

Abstain 

An action that 12 year old girls choose to follow due to the Jonas Brothers. Means to stay away from anything dirty.

God dam those Jonas Brothers, made all them girls abstain.

Abstain by thatguydowntheblock March 16, 2010