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Abstainer 

Used in place of Wanker as wanking has become mainstream. Infers that someone does not wank at all, and consequently there is something wrong with them.
Stop acting like an abstainer.
Abstainer by Vumnoo October 19, 2011

abstaining

To restrain oneself from doing or enjoying something.
I am abstaining from masturbation cause my dick is too sore
abstaining by _mustytrusty_ June 4, 2015

abstainal 

A tasteful combination of abstinence and anal sex.
Bryan and Julian wanted to try something new, so they went with abstainal sex. They said it got them off but they still feel innocent.

"It doesn't count if it's abstainal."
abstainal by tstack25 February 17, 2014

Total abstainer 

Someone who abstains from substances or practices that could be considered vices, usually things like alcohol (or drunkenness), tobacco, (illegal)drugs, and premarital sex.
Jim is a total abstainer, he doesn't ever do anything when he goes to parties.
Total abstainer by GH Dogg February 5, 2009
An action that 12 year old girls choose to follow due to the Jonas Brothers. Means to stay away from anything dirty.
God dam those Jonas Brothers, made all them girls abstain.
Abstain by thatguydowntheblock March 16, 2010
i don't abstain .
abstain by pussy123456789r August 14, 2018
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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