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abstination 

Abstination:
Not a real word in any language. A composite of Abstinence and the suffix -tion.
-tion is used to make a noun an action or process. It may also be used to mean result or consequence.
Abstain is to refrain from something by one's own choice
Abstinence is the act of... implying the practice of refraining from indulging or desire, action on the noun abstain.
This means that the -tion suffix has been miss-applied to a noun when there is a correct version of which is already a defined word.
First use was by the religious right in a Moral Majority news letter.
This would bring us to another word:
Ignorance: The lack of knowledge, information or education by choice; a state of ignorance.
Logical conclusion: The moral majority was created by god during the period of "Intelligent Design" and gave them the ability to choose ignorance.
Teach your kids abstination is good and sex is bad. spelling variation of another non word - abstanation
abstination by wchp July 28, 2016
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Abstination 

When you’ve lost your sex life through being a poor specimen of a human being at that point in time, and now you boast about abstination because you got the word wrong, but basically it means you have to abstain from sex because you can’t get any anymore anyway and instead you now practice lots of masturbation… i.e. Abstin-ation. Stinger for you friend!
“No, to be honest, I’m very good these days, and I practice abstination.”
Abstination by TellItLikeItIsLass August 22, 2021

eldritch abomination 

A horrific monster, often of otherwordly origin, that inspires terror and breaks the sanity of those that witness them. These monsters often have ties to the Cthulhu Mythos created by H. P. Lovecraft.
No words could properly describe the eldritch abomination rising from the sea.

Abomination 

Is a person who throughly disappoints the human race, in every form possible
That Chloe is such an abomination
Abomination by clover25407 May 28, 2018

Broke-asstinating 

When your ass is too broke to pay your bills, so you put it off until the next pay day.
Quit broke-asstinating and pay your gas bill before they shut it off.
Broke-asstinating by Gurlplease15 January 1, 2016

Abomination 

"Who on his right mind would put ketchup on cereals?? That's an abomination!!!!"

"Did you know Juan Domingo Peron used to eat cereals with ketchup? What an abomination!"
Abomination by elmasterkiller420 November 28, 2020

Soulless abomination from the nethervoid 

A dark horrid creature from the darkest abyss of hell, usually began their life being baptized in a sea of holy fire. These dark creatures walk our earth feasting on the dicks of the deceased, and on rare occasions living as well.

Little is known about them, they have been known to disguise themselves as 14-18 year old African-american/italian mixed male.
Josh: "Hey johnny wanna go hang out with mike?"

Johnny: "Hell no! Didn't you hear? He's a soulless abomination from the nethervoid

Josh: "Oh no! Hide your dick!