abrandoned

The act of being abandoned by someone named Brandon.

He just abrandoned us to go hang out with his other friends.

by kellistis June 1, 2022

Pre-Abandoned

1. A building or military installation that is never intended to be used, but which must be constructed anyway for political reasons.

2. A public space that planners know will never be occupied or properly used. It gets built anyway to satisfy a planning commission or zoning board.

3. The act of constructing something useless and pointless because it is demanded by an overall "plan."

"Did you hear about those Pre-Abandoned schools in Iraq? They built them out in the desert without any electricity or air conditioning. No one will ever use them, but at least they look good on paper."

by Peter Kobs September 22, 2009

abandoned chip

when you leave a chip in salsa or any other kind of dip.

Damn it, I dropped my chip in the salsa bowl, now its an abandoned chip.

by ObamaOwnz October 21, 2010

abrandon

to be completely gay about something. to have nothing in any decent way come out of what you are doing. to not succeed at anything, not even life. to be a complete douche about bros before ho's and at all times have ho's come before bros. in an abrandon nut shell..to be a nut sack about everything.

dont abrandon me right now.

wow...are you fucking abrandonin me.
unfuckinabranonbelievabe.
this is an abrandon situation no doubt.

by Brandon Boyle. facebook me. March 26, 2010

abandoned pools

a wicked ass band that also did the theme song to Clone High U.S.A

"way, way back in the 1980's
secret goverenment employees
dug up famous guys and ladies
and made amusing genetic copies"

- Abandoned Pools (Clone High theme)

by candypiant_on_foz January 28, 2006

Abandoned In The Cart

Having to shit terribly bad, then suddenly the feeling goes away.

Dude, last night after some greasy Mexican food, I felt like my gut was about to explode. I sat down on the bowl and 5 minutes later it was abandoned in the cart.

by SunDevil1959 December 5, 2016

Abandoned

When a friend wants to meet you to do something and completely throws it back in your face, leaving you alone with nothing to do.

Harry: Let's meet at 11am!
Bruce: Sure!
*1pm*
Bruce: He abandoned me!!!

by Nathantheboi January 19, 2014