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Pre-Abandoned 

1. A building or military installation that is never intended to be used, but which must be constructed anyway for political reasons.

2. A public space that planners know will never be occupied or properly used. It gets built anyway to satisfy a planning commission or zoning board.

3. The act of constructing something useless and pointless because it is demanded by an overall "plan."
"Did you hear about those Pre-Abandoned schools in Iraq? They built them out in the desert without any electricity or air conditioning. No one will ever use them, but at least they look good on paper."
Pre-Abandoned by Peter Kobs September 22, 2009

abandoned chip 

when you leave a chip in salsa or any other kind of dip.
Damn it, I dropped my chip in the salsa bowl, now its an abandoned chip.
abandoned chip by ObamaOwnz October 21, 2010

abrandon 

to be completely gay about something. to have nothing in any decent way come out of what you are doing. to not succeed at anything, not even life. to be a complete douche about bros before ho's and at all times have ho's come before bros. in an abrandon nut shell..to be a nut sack about everything.
dont abrandon me right now.

wow...are you fucking abrandonin me.
unfuckinabranonbelievabe.
this is an abrandon situation no doubt.

abandoned pools

a wicked ass band that also did the theme song to Clone High U.S.A
"way, way back in the 1980's
secret goverenment employees
dug up famous guys and ladies
and made amusing genetic copies"

- Abandoned Pools (Clone High theme)

Abandoned In The Cart 

Having to shit terribly bad, then suddenly the feeling goes away.
Dude, last night after some greasy Mexican food, I felt like my gut was about to explode. I sat down on the bowl and 5 minutes later it was abandoned in the cart.

Abandoned 

When a friend wants to meet you to do something and completely throws it back in your face, leaving you alone with nothing to do.
Harry: Let's meet at 11am!
Bruce: Sure!
*1pm*
Bruce: He abandoned me!!!
Abandoned by Nathantheboi January 19, 2014
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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