Definitions by SunDevil1959

googlephobia 

The fear of Googling something you have a casual interest in learning more about, for fear of being constantly re-targeted with ads for that product.

I want to learn more about Goodyear Tires for my Camry, but I've got Googlephobia about all the ads I'll see from now till the day I die. I guess I'll just go down to Discount Tire instead.

googlephobia by SunDevil1959 January 7, 2020

burnt burger 

When something is bad. Or conversly, when something is good it's NOT or AIN'T a burnt burger.

Did you try Penelope's burrito?

Yeah, it weren't no burnt burger!

burnt burger by SunDevil1959 July 12, 2017

Abandoned In The Cart 

Having to shit terribly bad, then suddenly the feeling goes away.

Dude, last night after some greasy Mexican food, I felt like my gut was about to explode. I sat down on the bowl and 5 minutes later it was abandoned in the cart.

Abandoned In The Cart by SunDevil1959 December 5, 2016