abrandon 

to be completely gay about something. to have nothing in any decent way come out of what you are doing. to not succeed at anything, not even life. to be a complete douche about bros before ho's and at all times have ho's come before bros. in an abrandon nut shell..to be a nut sack about everything.

dont abrandon me right now.

wow...are you fucking abrandonin me.
unfuckinabranonbelievabe.
this is an abrandon situation no doubt.

abrandon by Brandon Boyle. facebook me. March 26, 2010

Abrandon 

When you have a co-worker who is a jab jab jab jab jab jab jabber jaw, and you can't get off of the phone with him, or get a word in edge-wise; the act of putting them on hold under the guise of receiving another phone call, and waiting for them to hang up.

I just got a call from motor-mouth again, he was going on and on about something, so i had to abrandon him.

Abrandon by Kempdaddy0611 December 23, 2020

Abandon 

Abandon is when you are left alone in your darkest time. When you are abandoned you feel alone, sad and unwanted. You might get abandoned by friends but, that just means that they are fake friends. Always make sure who are your real friends and who are fake.

Abandon is to be left alone, this mostly happens in your darkest times, when you need someone the most.

Abandon by Unknown¿? December 16, 2019

When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash 

What you fucking deserve.

Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*

When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash by ave_scientia January 29, 2020

Pre-Abandoned 

1. A building or military installation that is never intended to be used, but which must be constructed anyway for political reasons.

2. A public space that planners know will never be occupied or properly used. It gets built anyway to satisfy a planning commission or zoning board.

3. The act of constructing something useless and pointless because it is demanded by an overall "plan."

"Did you hear about those Pre-Abandoned schools in Iraq? They built them out in the desert without any electricity or air conditioning. No one will ever use them, but at least they look good on paper."

Pre-Abandoned by Peter Kobs September 22, 2009

abandonista

A person who abandoned London during the global pandemic, running away to the countryside only to return back months or years later. Also known as awful scum.

Another fucking abandonista turned up at the office today after two years cosying up to the shire folks and their backwards ways

abandonista by Londoner4Life February 2, 2022