Outrageously mediocre quality, performance, etc. regarding
dat yucky pink stomach-elixir
dat comes in a triangular
bottle.
Da pharmacist at
da local drug store assured me dat
da "new and improved" Pepto-Bimbo crap would relieve my heartburn and bloating, but so far da results have generally been rather abismol --- I still have about as much cramps and butt-tooting as before!