abismalism 

state of: just when you think things can't get any worse...they do...so really, what was wrong isn't actualy as bad as it could be. QED - things are actualy pretty good.

dammit - i have crabs again...oh fark, i have anal leakage too? i wish i only had crabs. i am an abismalist.

abismalism by fumbisiman October 10, 2003

Animalism 

Communism, but with animals.
The original commandments are:
1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
3. No animal shall wear clothes.
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed.
5. No animal shall drink alcohol.
6. No animal shall kill any other animal.
7. All animals are equal.

Old Major is the founder of animalism

Animalism by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

Animalism 

1. The preference of one animal over another.

2. The act of being excessively biased/prejudiced to one animal over another
Similar to racism, just with animals instead of races

Mark "Bro, I dont care if it IS Thanksgiving, Im eating steak"
Jacob "hey thats animalism!"

Mark "Im a dog lover, so you and your cat can go f*** yourselves"
Sandy "you animalist! Sometimes i dont think you love me"

Animalism by karmcy November 28, 2010

Abysmalism 

Chronic state of abysmality

Abysmalism by langwitch October 30, 2003

abiamalism 

A systemic form of oppression, intimidation, or mistreatment—especially of individuals or marginalized groups.

Abiamalism was coined from Abiama, a word in the Okpameri dialect spoken in parts of Nigeria (e.g., Lampese, Ibillo, Imoga, Bekuma, and others), meaning oppression, intimidation, or mistreatment.
The suffix “-lism” was added to give the word a broader sense of institutional or systemic application, similar to words like colonialism or racism.

Abiamalism has become the order of the day in the political affairs of our country.

abiamalism by VoiceFromLampese June 20, 2025

Animalism 

When you're racist to animals or if you don't like a certain animal, because all animals should have love.

Noah: Well I don't really like ducks
Diana: *le Gasp* That's ANIMALISM

Animalism by k9zeus934 October 5, 2017

ANIMALISM 

A philosophical and ethical stance that emphasizes the value of sentient beings. (Commusim for Animals)

"I was reading 'Animal Farm' I read about Animalism"
"U read lol"

ANIMALISM by David Jr III September 22, 2020