a.p.t.

ass pussy and tits
guys favorite place to sneak a peek or grab

it is wrong guys to grab girs a.p.t..

by g2345 April 20, 2007

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A.P.T.

Which stands for airport district. Only people who grew up, or live in east side modesto ca, in what they call "airport district" are allowed to sport it, or local gangmembers jump you. APT is the number one city in the central valley of CA with the most notorious gangmebers. Ok its mostly made up of HIV infested pussy ass norbusters. Yes thats right! They are the same ones who act all bad ass but in reality will wait until ur back is turned in order to do something to you. Wow real hard u bitches. Norteno pussys include buster ass Beto who will die in a couple of days from being infected with the hiv virus, Omar Lopez who is hidding inside his house & wont come out, but claims to be hardcore, buster joey who is sucking omar's dick in a threesum with his brother jessie. next we have the apt bitch named lui cardenas who fights with girls. & if i go on ill get so tired besides their 15 min of fam are up. anyways then you have ur Sureno gang, Crips, Brown priders, kkk members... and yeah

Person #1: "ey foo wheres that bitch ass omar lopez hidding at?"
Person #2: " that bitch aint hard to find foo hes hidding up his mommas pussy"
person #1: "orale damn so did u hear that fagget named lui got in a fight with a girl?"
person #2: "haha... yeah that bitch aint got the balls to stand up to no one in A.P.T. unless its a girl"
person #1: "haha yeah i heard that the number one place that has the most pussy ass busters is A.P.T."
person #2: "yeah thats right fucken lame ass buster wanna bes... ill kick all their asses with my dick."

by aREALaptBOSS October 6, 2009

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C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C.

Acronym for:
Collectivist Redistributionist Anti-American Progressive Totalitarian Antagonistic Slanderous Treasonous Insidious Cretin

Applies to politically correct & morally bankrupt progressives/communists/socialists/fascists/liberals/democrats/leftists/jihadi-apologists & appeasers

The most powerful & dangerous C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. in America today is Barack Obama. He is bolstered by the CRAPTASTIC media which sold their collective souls to shill for him.

by AngryKittyNY July 22, 2010

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A-S-A-P-T-S-D

A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.

VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”

Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”

by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 29, 2019

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M.E.D.Z.A.R.P.T.H.

An incurable STD that is like a blue waffle times 1000 that causes your genitalia to turn black, seep, farm boils, and eventually fall off. It lives troglos underpants and is both airborne and fatal.

I know may people who have died of M.E.D.Z.A.R.P.T.H.

by vv.12.12.c| December 7, 2011

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