A Woody 

When you crush your penis in between two 2x4s and start jerking it.

Bob: I had A Woody two days ago!
Joe: That's the reason why your penis needed surgery?

A Woody by Cowboy 66421 May 20, 2025

a woody saunders

a person who enjoys a football,coading,it,smart stuff

a woody saunders must be fed on time
a woody saunders watches memes
a woody saunders is a a woody saunders

a woody saunders by woody_slng August 15, 2021

Pulling a Woody 

When you do something extremely stupid while drunk as fuck.

Duuude! You were completely pulling a Woody last night, you puked on your hand and wiped it on your crush's face "claiming" her to be yours.

Pulling a Woody by CostlyRacoon August 28, 2016

get a woody 

to get a boner to-have a erection

Why I see her ass.....I get a woody bruhhh

get a woody by Thatgurlsisie January 10, 2019

pop a woody 

To get a boner A.K.A erection when being sexually excited.

Example 1: We kissed and I saw her eyes, and I popped a woody.
Example 2: Don't get excited Daniel! You may pop a woody!

pop a woody by xXiDarkness November 1, 2013

Doing a Woody 

To have a conversation with one in which you ask them deep and meaningful questions and make them contemplate their lives, the universe and everything in between to a point where they move to Mongolia, become a Monk and live a life of prayer and contemplation.

Raging League Player: "OMG IM SO ANNOYED AT THIS GAME!!!"

Insightful Game Employee: "Have you considered the fact that your anger may be the root of your anger towards the game?"

Raging League Player: "Hm no I have not...., wait are you doing a woody to me?"

Doing a Woody by xxAssasian123 October 8, 2014

pullin a woody 

a person who kills every joke is called pullin a woody
- can also be called pullin a wood or wooley

people ; hahahahah that was the funniest joke ever
woody; tells not so funny joke
people: dude you pullin a woody (killed it)

pullin a woody by 700002 December 2, 2009