A Synchro 

A Synchro is a person who practices the sport Synchronized Swimming. Synchros are usually female, who can be sporty but at the same time sexy. They work really hard to be the best that they can be, and because of that they all have smokin hot bodies. Most synchros also have really hot faces, so they're the best of both worlds.

Me: Wow did you see that synchro over there?
Chris: Yeah she was smokin! She must practice a lot! Wouldn't it be great to be dating a synchro?
Me:Yeah, it would.

A Synchro by Officemac July 27, 2010

synchronicity of a household 

Play music super loud in your house and shake and rattle the studs.

I have synchronicity of a household.

synchronicity of a household by Kuehlstein January 24, 2018

Asynchronous Learning 

When school systems are too lazy to let kids go back to school, and too lazy to even try to do virtual learning, they rely on "Asynchronous Learning" where they let the kids teach themselves.

Why is that kid dumb as fuck?
It's because he did Asynchronous learning.

Asynchronous Learning by BTAR December 14, 2020

asynchronous resign

When one party quits their job without the other's consent; ie, getting fired or quitting without prior notice. Wordplay on 'asynchronous design'.

Did you hear about Bob's asynchronous resign? His boss must have hated him!

asynchronous resign by jellington90 December 10, 2015

Asynchronous Self-Conversation 

A conversation one engages in with oneself in a way which resembles the way one converses with oneself or with a different individual, only this type of self-conversation takes place in the present but with a recording of one's words made in the past.

To participate in an asynchronous self-conversation one needs to listen to an audio recording of things one said in the past, and can either speak to the individual speaking in the recording acknowledging that one is speaking to oneself, or pretend one is speaking to someone other than oneself. Asynchronous self-conversations work surprisingly well and can be enlightening because as time progresses every individual changes. Therefore, at 12:00 P.M. (noon) no one is thinking or feeling the same things they were thinking and feeling at 11:59 A.M. ( one-minute ago ). Listening to a recording of a word one said is a type of Asynchroneous Self-Conversation.

Asynchronous Self-Conversation by but for October 21, 2017

Asynchronous System 

An office-employee writing answer letters on a typewriter in response to electronic mail or other communications.

French Company GOA in response to Database Failure:

A: To reduce the load on the database server we have an asynchronous system. What this means is that when you put your details in, the system will store it, another system will then check it and confirm the details to you. This means the whole system is much smoother.

Asynchronous System by HorzaSe October 22, 2008

Asynchronous 

go play madden

You will be doing a lot of asynchronous work this year!

Asynchronous by birdsarefake January 4, 2021