When school systems are too lazy to let kids go back to school, and too lazy to even try to do virtual learning, they rely on "Asynchronous Learning" where they let the kids teach themselves.
by BTAR December 14, 2020
Get the Asynchronous Learningmug. When one party quits their job without the other's consent; ie, getting fired or quitting without prior notice. Wordplay on 'asynchronous design'.
by jellington90 December 10, 2015
Get the asynchronous resignmug. A conversation one engages in with oneself in a way which resembles the way one converses with oneself or with a different individual, only this type of self-conversation takes place in the present but with a recording of one's words made in the past.
To participate in an asynchronous self-conversation one needs to listen to an audio recording of things one said in the past, and can either speak to the individual speaking in the recording acknowledging that one is speaking to oneself, or pretend one is speaking to someone other than oneself. Asynchronous self-conversations work surprisingly well and can be enlightening because as time progresses every individual changes. Therefore, at 12:00 P.M. (noon) no one is thinking or feeling the same things they were thinking and feeling at 11:59 A.M. ( one-minute ago ). Listening to a recording of a word one said is a type of Asynchroneous Self-Conversation.
by but for October 21, 2017
Get the Asynchronous Self-Conversationmug. Asynchronous hearts describes a relationship dynamic where emotional availability between partners is misaligned — one person is open, ready, and seeking connection while the other is closed off, distracted, or emotionally distant. It’s not about lack of love, but about timing that never quite matches.
Her former husband texts his ex-wife a heartfelt message, hoping to reconnect. He’s in a place of healing and openness. She reads it, feels the weight of it, but isn’t ready to respond. A week later, she sends a warm reply — but by then, he has pulled back, unsure if the door is still open. They keep missing each other emotionally, like ships passing in fog. A classic case of asynchronous hearts.
by Briton Phillip September 1, 2025
Get the Asynchronous Heartsmug. When you and your partner live near each other but have such conflicting schedules it requires careful planning of calls and visits similar to a long distance relationship.
My boyfriend is about to work evenings and weekends, we’re gonna be asynchronous through the end of April.
I’m a bartender and my girlfriend is a teacher. We are in an asynchronous relationship.
I’m a bartender and my girlfriend is a teacher. We are in an asynchronous relationship.
by ayab0t March 11, 2025
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