used to describe the act of grabbing a supremely muscular part of a man's back. mostly used with the intent of informing someone of how fucking epic their back is; user will most likely be drunk.
Curious Girl: "Your look pretty sore. You need a back massage?"
Drunk Man: "Nah, you ain't ready for this shit. Shit's like grabbin a steak."
A Reference to the late Notorius B.I.G. currently used to describe the quality of a woman's blow job. This term is only propery used when the head recieved is of an abnormally nut busting and fantastic nature. A female who has become an expert at throwing headfakes cannot hook a steak up.
Nah, we couldn't fuck, she was on her period. It's okay cause that bitch can hook a steak up.
When somebody takes a shit and doesn't flush and it lingers for a bit in the water and gets all soft.
*Walks into restroom and notices shit that's been soaking in the water for 6 hours has nearly dissentagrates* Who the fuck was steamin a steak in here?!?!
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.