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hang a steak

Defecating, especially after a large meal. A huge dump. Satisfying bowel movement.
I usually hang a steak at least once a day in the office bathroom.
hang a steak by Johnny P. Daniels February 20, 2009

grabbin a steak 

used to describe the act of grabbing a supremely muscular part of a man's back. mostly used with the intent of informing someone of how fucking epic their back is; user will most likely be drunk.
Curious Girl: "Your look pretty sore. You need a back massage?"

Drunk Man: "Nah, you ain't ready for this shit. Shit's like grabbin a steak."

Shove a Steak Knife In My Cliteras 

A Slang term for when Someone Messes uo or needs to express something very similar to "fuck me"
*Hurts Hand*

Ow Shove a Steak Knife In My Cliteras!

Hook a steak up 

A Reference to the late Notorius B.I.G. currently used to describe the quality of a woman's blow job. This term is only propery used when the head recieved is of an abnormally nut busting and fantastic nature. A female who has become an expert at throwing headfakes cannot hook a steak up.
Nah, we couldn't fuck, she was on her period. It's okay cause that bitch can hook a steak up.
Hook a steak up by Dagawd July 26, 2006

Eat a Steak 

a conservative term for "Fuck off Asshole!", when children present.
1st person: Your momma is so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and i said 'what bitch, you movin?'

2nd person: Eat a steak

Steamin a Steak

When somebody takes a shit and doesn't flush and it lingers for a bit in the water and gets all soft.
*Walks into restroom and notices shit that's been soaking in the water for 6 hours has nearly dissentagrates* Who the fuck was steamin a steak in here?!?!
Steamin a Steak by Boehagginz92 June 20, 2026
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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