A-steak

Often used to express the absolute highest form of legitimacy concerning a certain topic or object.

A better, more meaningful way to say "legit".

Sarah: Hey, Patrick.

Patrick: I hope you choke!

Sarah: You're such an A-steak douche.

Patrick: I... I'm sorry.

by A Chang July 10, 2009

hang a steak

Defecating, especially after a large meal. A huge dump. Satisfying bowel movement.

I usually hang a steak at least once a day in the office bathroom.

by Johnny P. Daniels February 20, 2009

grabbin a steak

used to describe the act of grabbing a supremely muscular part of a man's back. mostly used with the intent of informing someone of how fucking epic their back is; user will most likely be drunk.

Curious Girl: "Your look pretty sore. You need a back massage?"

Drunk Man: "Nah, you ain't ready for this shit. Shit's like grabbin a steak."

by peaches and muthafuckin' gravy September 17, 2010

Shove a Steak Knife In My Cliteras

A Slang term for when Someone Messes uo or needs to express something very similar to "fuck me"

*Hurts Hand*

Ow Shove a Steak Knife In My Cliteras!

by Qtron15 April 27, 2021

Hook a steak up

A Reference to the late Notorius B.I.G. currently used to describe the quality of a woman's blow job. This term is only propery used when the head recieved is of an abnormally nut busting and fantastic nature. A female who has become an expert at throwing headfakes cannot hook a steak up.

Nah, we couldn't fuck, she was on her period. It's okay cause that bitch can hook a steak up.

by Dagawd July 26, 2006

Eat a Steak

a conservative term for "Fuck off Asshole!", when children present.

1st person: Your momma is so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and i said 'what bitch, you movin?'

2nd person: Eat a steak

by Logan &Steffani June 17, 2008

as rare as a steak

Fine piece of ass

Oh my she is as rare as a steak lad

by Bigboy.com September 28, 2017