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four and a split
four and a half ounces of crack, cocaine, or heroin.
considered a comeup for the dopeman
also known as: four and a half, four and a half hard
considered a comeup for the dopeman
also known as: four and a half, four and a half hard
four and a split by uptown5015 September 11, 2008
four and a split
four and a half ounces of crack, cocaine, or heroin.
considered a comeup for the dopeman
also known as: four and a half, four and a half hard
considered a comeup for the dopeman
also known as: four and a half, four and a half hard
four and a split by uptown5015 September 11, 2008
jumpman doing a split
When somebody cops a fake pair of Jordans and the Jumpman legs are spread to far apart resembling a split.It is the most noticeable sign of a fake.
jumpman doing a split by TheFakeYoshii February 13, 2018
Two and a split
62.5 grams (2.21 ounces) of Cocaine Hydrochloride (i.e.. powder, soft, ya-yo, blow) or Cocaine Freebase (i.e...crack, hard, rocks).
This is one of the most common increments of Cocaine weight bought and sold by small to mid level dealers in the Midwestern United States and especially in Chicago. The reason for the amount is that it is exactly 1/16th of a full kilogram, and is easily divided for resale. Cocaine arrives in the United States in pressed rectangles of Cocaine Hydrochloride and weighs nearly exactly 1000 grams. When the Cocaine is broken down for sale, it can quickly be cut in half 4 times to make 16 Two and a splits. The next smallest amount available for sale is an ounce, but a Kilogram can produces an odd amount (35.24) of ounces. The next amount commonly sold is 125 grams or 1/8 of a kilogram (i.e....Big 8, eighth).
This is one of the most common increments of Cocaine weight bought and sold by small to mid level dealers in the Midwestern United States and especially in Chicago. The reason for the amount is that it is exactly 1/16th of a full kilogram, and is easily divided for resale. Cocaine arrives in the United States in pressed rectangles of Cocaine Hydrochloride and weighs nearly exactly 1000 grams. When the Cocaine is broken down for sale, it can quickly be cut in half 4 times to make 16 Two and a splits. The next smallest amount available for sale is an ounce, but a Kilogram can produces an odd amount (35.24) of ounces. The next amount commonly sold is 125 grams or 1/8 of a kilogram (i.e....Big 8, eighth).
Drug Dealer (Retail): "I need to hit the trap and get redone"
Plug (Wholesale): "I ain't got time for no fuckin zip right now"
Drug Dealer (Retail): "Hell naw Joe......I'm fittin to get Two and a split"
Plug (Wholesale): "Aiight come on....."
Plug (Wholesale): "I ain't got time for no fuckin zip right now"
Drug Dealer (Retail): "Hell naw Joe......I'm fittin to get Two and a split"
Plug (Wholesale): "Aiight come on....."
Two and a split by white_5_stone November 23, 2021
I may be two-tenths of a split-second late
A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.
Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."
I may be two-tenths of a split-second late by QuacksO October 2, 2018
Split a Turkey
Split a Turkey by Sarcastyc January 24, 2015
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