jumpman doing a split

When somebody cops a fake pair of Jordans and the Jumpman legs are spread to far apart resembling a split.It is the most noticeable sign of a fake.

Fake Hypebeast:Yah man got them for 500$
Random:why ya jumpman doing a split?

by TheFakeYoshii February 13, 2018

dass tuff

used to describe something really troubling and you dont want to help.or it can just be used to end a conversation.

sap nigga:yo my girl just left me dawg.im so sad
me:yo dass tuff.it be like that sometimes.

by TheFakeYoshii September 09, 2018