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kick a ski 

to smoke a cigarette.
short for kicking back and smoking a buttski
obviously buttski came from brewski since cigarettes and beer go hand in hand. or 1 in each hand at the same time that is!
while sitting in a nonsmoking bar: "yo you wanna go kick a ski?"
kick a ski by PaulyM December 28, 2007

Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski 

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.
Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!

tigers on a jet-ski 

Describing something so dangorous it was cool.

May also discribe something completely stupid or nonesenseical.

Also is connected to snakes on a plane.
Dudeman1: How was sky diving yeasterday?
Dudeman2: Like tigers on a jet-ski.

Law Student1: A cop gave me a ticket yesterday for no reason!
Law Student2: Why would he do that?
Law Student1: Well some guy stopped at a legal red light and I hit him going 80.
Law Student2: TIGERS ON A JET-SKI!
tigers on a jet-ski by Mr_Annomyous September 1, 2008

frog in a unicorn ski jacket 

An uncoftorble sex position involving toads
"Last night me and my boy friend did the frog in a unicorn ski jacket it was horrible "

Jet ski on a mud bank

violent, earth shaking, paint-peeling, projectile diarrhea
I had Indian food at lunch today, and spent the rest of the afternoon in the handicapped stall like a jet ski on a mud bank!

a skits mission 

A phrase used when you are about to do something cool, dangerous or hard
Oi look mate, I'm on a skits mission!
a skits mission by rymaxam October 26, 2017
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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