a shag 

a shag is hard to describe. There are many definitions ...see shag

Here are a few things that a shag may be like:
1. A shag is like a see saw: up and down.
2. A shag is like the tide: in and out.
3. A shag is like a sauna: it makes you sweat.
4. A shag is like a good curry: it makes you hot.
5. A shag is like a table without a cloth: it has four bare legs.
6. A shag is like a spade: a tool in a hole.
7. A shag is like an invitation: cum in
8. A shag is like a kid on a rocking horse: a ride to remember
9. A shag is like bad porridge: lumpy and sticky
10.A shag is like a cox’s orders: In, Out, In, Out, In Out
11.A shag is like praying: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God.
12.A shag is like an Irish man with a strange name: Orgas Mic
13.A shag is like a thing for joining things together: A Screw.
14.A shag is like a connection between railway carriages: Coupling
15.A shag is like a conversation: Intercourse

a shag by Criostoir Hulme July 12, 2006

fancy a shag 

The phrase used typically by a man to a women when they fancy a bit of loving.

Oi love "fancy a shag?" get your arse up them stairs....

fancy a shag by JOSHWA86 October 30, 2015

dial-a-shag 

Phoning up a Fuck buddy after a night out because you didn't pull and want to get your hole

Scott: "I see graham pulled last night"
James: "No he didn't. That was his dail-a-shag"

dial-a-shag by The Man That Be Big September 3, 2005

Shag's a shag; pulls a pull 

Shag's a shag and a pull's a pull is one of life's little maxims that every bloke can say to his mate when discussing an awkward situation, usually about a girl, that happened on a night out. It simply expresses that in spite of what happened between them, be it heart-break or being pied off, he got his index finger or little man sticky!

Drew: 'Yo man, are you bothered that the bitch pied you off in front of her friends last night?'
Jake: 'Nah fuck it, I fingered her in the toilet last week anyway. Shag's a shag; pulls a pull

Shag's a shag; pulls a pull by Drewfinger December 5, 2019

duck over for a shag 

Country slang - to root/have sex with someone

Johno's wife is home alone and said I should duck over for a shag.

duck over for a shag by AUSSIB August 19, 2017

shag a fag 

A straight “girls-night-out” drinking game wherein the winner has sex with a hunky gay man.

Cheers ladies, may the best woman win; the shag a fag games have officially begun!

shag a fag by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2019

Shag a donkey 

Basically telling someone to fuck off and fuck a donkey.

“Hey mate.” says Jeff

“Yeah what’s up cunt?”
“Shag a donkey bahhhhh, don’t use that language around me you dumb cunt!”

Shag a donkey by anonymous July 1, 2021