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A painter 

A painter by Donkeypoo November 22, 2006

Face like a painter's lunchbox 

When you go off over a girl's face.
Alright helms, what'd you get up to last week?

I met that girl Clare and gave her a face like a painter's lunchbox.

a famous austrian painter 

uh... we'll save this one for later.
tes tickles: hey, i heard some guy talking about a famous austrian painter. do you know who he is?
mike hawk: hitler.

tes tickles: dang. we should build a statue for whoever killed him!
mike hawk: dude.

Shaving a painted Jesus 

An action that is pointless
A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.

A paintbrush toothpick situation 

Many years ago in 2019 GREG went gorilla freak out mode on his amazing, fantastical daughter because she stirred paint with a paintbrush instead of a toothpick while painting mini D&D figurines. A paintbrush toothpick situation is when someone does something small and seemingly unimportant and they get too angry.
Dollar Tree Employee- I saw you dropped that licorice on the ground YOU NEED TO RESPECT MY STORE.
Karen- (walking out the door silently whispers to herself) you should respect me
Dollar Tree Employee- You better not bring your smart-alec a** back to this store again
Molly- Bruh that was such a paintbrush toothpick situation

pulling a Pantera

Attempting to hide a part of your past, such as Pantera attempting to hide their glam metal days.
I hate it when preppy girls try to cover up their Playboy days. It makes me feel like they are pulling a Pantera.
pulling a Pantera by Drewbert January 7, 2007