A Kelly
Karl was such an idiot, we went out in Vienna and he pulled a Kelly and didn't make it home until Monday.
Words you can keep
a Kelly Night
a Kelly night usually involves the disappearance of clothes- whether it be due to a challenge, a strip ps3 or sport game, or just the annoyance of clothes. It also involves a ridiculous amount of fast food, and of course a ton of alcohol.
"So we ended up playing strip tiger woods and then I woke up naked, with evidence that I ate TWO whataburgers, fries, and a honey butter bisquit spent over 15 dollars.... I had a Kelly Night."
a Kelly Night by DELA0404 October 23, 2011
Pull a Kelly
To suddenly, and with seemingly no cause, spill one's shit all over the place. Those who "Pull Kelly's" are often repeat offenders, and cannot be trusted to carry or otherwise posses plates of food, bowls of soup, glasses, mugs, any other similar containers, or basically anything that would be really inconvenient to clean.
Pull a Kelly by pcm28 July 4, 2012
pulled a kelly
10:02 new text
wanna watch rambo with me?
(no response)
10:12
fwd: wanna watch rambo with me?
-that hoe just pulled a kelly.
wanna watch rambo with me?
(no response)
10:12
fwd: wanna watch rambo with me?
-that hoe just pulled a kelly.
pulled a kelly by megan marie girrr February 25, 2009
pulling a kelly
generally said to someone when they do something really stupid like turn a corner doing 40 swerve to miss a car and in turn hit a tree which ends up hitting a house. (to be noted she did not get hurt which is why its funny)
pulling a kelly by cheezhead October 6, 2008
pulling a kelly
1.giving head to a kid before even hooking up with him after cracking jokes about getting on her knees.
2. hooking up with a 5th grader to get a glow necklace.
2. hooking up with a 5th grader to get a glow necklace.
person 1:where did she go?
person 2: idk shes in the woods with some kid. i think shes pulling a kelly.
person 1:oh god.
person 2: idk shes in the woods with some kid. i think shes pulling a kelly.
person 1:oh god.
pulling a kelly by dontworryaboutittt October 27, 2008
Pulling a Kelly
Becoming delusional, psychotic and making up absurd stories about people you know. Pulling a Kelly may result in arrest or commitment to a psychiatric facility as well as losing most of your friends.
Pulling a Kelly by Bonita Sales January 12, 2012
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026