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jizzle on a muffin 

When a group of males gather and all begin to flog the dolphin.In between this circle of homosexuality there is a loan bran muffin, asking for a load of monkey spit. When it times to blow the load, the person immediatly goes on the bran muffin. The next does the same until the last person is left, still having his gun loaded. Hwe must finish himself off, and then proceed in eating the bran muffin for being the last one to complete orgasm.
I playedjizzle on a muffin by myself the other day... I had to eat the muffin...

Jizzle with a Fizzle

To put cocaine on the head of a penis and snort it off.
"Man I feel tired. Sure wish you could pull out your dick and give me a jizzle with a fizzle.

Pulling a Jizzner

Jerking off with your feet then proceeding to lick the cum off your toes.
Yo did you see Ashton Pulling a Jizzner
Pulling a Jizzner by BigMT37 April 29, 2026
When Aj cums on some ones face
Im gonna Ajizzle on you
AJizzle by Anton K February 26, 2009
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026