A Goblin
Giving a goblin - is when you massage/rub someone’s anus with the knuckle of your thumb whilst snarling at them viciously.
A Goblin by BadHandsJeff February 15, 2020
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whats a goon to a goblin
whats a goon to a goblin by j-rob mad fresh April 23, 2010
what's a goon to a goblin
what's a goon to a goblin by j-rob mad fresh April 10, 2010
Cold as a goblin's knob
Cold as a goblin's knob by josekavalina December 20, 2021
What's a Goblin to a Gargoyle?
A Gargoyle is pimp shit when it comes to everything. He/she doesn't take shit, especially from goons or goblins. Is known to bust heads with no remorse.
What's a Goblin to a Gargoyle? by IIqhwfc November 2, 2010
happy as a goblin
A phrase used when you are so happy that you turn green , put on some penny lofers and start skipping around town like a queer. YOu also go throughout grocery stores stealing bread pooding, and stealing babies out of strolers and selling them on the black market for crack.
happy as a goblin by Slimslope May 22, 2006
Goon to a goblin
Goon to a goblin by Terell & his Goons November 18, 2019
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