1. An athlete who simply cannot catch the ball

2. A fisherman who has suffered through a rough day on the seas with nothing to show for his effort.

3. A guy who has absolutely no chance of succeeding in landing a girl when he hits the club at night.

1. Dwayne tracked the ball well enough, but since he couldn't catch shit in a diaper, he dropped the ball.

2. James couldn't catch shit in a diaper, and now his family has nothing to eat tonight.

3. Pat weighs in at about 350 pounds, so he couldn't catch shit in a diaper at the 9:30 Club.

couldn't catch shit in a diaper by Joe Sam December 15, 2015

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fuck a drawer

Derived from 'fuck yo couch.' Pejorative term in which the user tells the victim to place his penis into a drawer and thrust his pelvis; at times, the drawer will be slammed shut during this activity somewhat like a cock guillotine.

derp: yo man fuck yo couch

herp: nigga fuck a drawer

derp: daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

fuck a drawer by bidoofius August 1, 2009

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a diaper

When a man is under another man by both 1) sucking the man's penis from underneath the gooch and 2) having anal sex with the SAME man at the same time, in essence having a man wearing the other man like a diaper.

Last night, Tom and I were incredibly wasted, so I ended up wearing his ass like a diaper.

a diaper by Aaron Wheeler August 16, 2006

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parked on a diaper

The state of being stupid

"Those idiots are really parked on a diaper!"

parked on a diaper by Mordred March 17, 2005

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