a beiber

A beiber is a very small penis. Usually under 4 inches.

John was embarrased when everyone found out he had a beiber.

by gummydubbs March 13, 2011

giving a justin beiber

sucking a mooses dick while singing into its asshole

justin beiber:oh i just want someone to be giving a justin beiber

dude:you sick fuck!!!!!

by fuckyoufuckyou March 23, 2010

Hey, is this a girl? No, its Justin Beiber!

Everyone's reaction when they first hear Justin Bieber sing. Due to Urban Dictionary saying that the example must contain the defined word in it, it has to be misspelled, as it was in the 26th (as of now) definition of Justin Beiber.

Person when first listening to Justin Bieber: Hey, is this a girl? No, its Justin Beiber!

by I spend too much time here April 21, 2013

Son Of A Bieber

Same as Son of a bitch

Justin: You sound like a twelve year old!
You: Shut the fuck up, son of a Bieber!
Justin: *runs away*

by Feierfox November 18, 2010

Pulling a Bieber

Trying to escape from a flashmob of teenage girls on a segway.

A mob of girls were left in the dust when Steve Wozniak was pulling a Bieber

by Lancefighter July 27, 2010

Bust A Bieber

When one busts a bieber, they release a mixture of gases whose smell resembles a fat guys anus which has been stuffed with rotten eggs. Not only does the flatulence have the potency to make eyes burn drywall to rupture, the smell permeates any textiles or porous substances, rendering the textile or porous substance useless until it has been properly cleaned. Depending on the magnitude of the ripped bieber, the smell may linger in the air for at least 20 minutes or up to an hour. Its horrid smell renders all air fresheners useless, as its smell cannot be eliminated or masked by anything until it disperses.

Bob: OH MY F*CKING GOD, WHO JUST BUSTED A BIEBER???Becky: OH NO, MY FINE LINENS, THEY ARE RUINED!
Fat Guy across the street: sorry. I didnt mean to Bust A Bieber

by WJWIV August 11, 2010

Pulled a Bieber

Performing a performance and receiving a injurer, yet continuing the performance.

A: Yo did you see Nick get hit by that bottle!
B: Yah, he still continued the show.
A: He Pulled a Bieber on that one!

by BeaverFever69 June 13, 2011