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A Carson that is a kisser

A dumb ass fucking kisser from oregon city, kisser as a dumb shit that fucks his or her second cousin. Seriously i went to school with this motherfucker hes an asshole. Just someone everyone should hate unless you like fucking your second cousin and not going to the hospital. You won't ever like this kid in your life. Again he went to oregon city high school.
That dude is a total a Carson that is a kisser .(Asshole who fucks their cousin)
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Pulling a Carson 

When you have a boner and don’t realize it.
Keith: Bruh, did you see Jay at practice

Caleb: Oh yeah he was totally Pulling a Carson
Pulling a Carson by NeonPigeon December 4, 2018

Pulling a Carson 

Pulling a Carson can be one of these things

-Getting concussed
-Taking a massive poop
-Getting stabbed in the head with a pen
-Hurting your back
On no I just Pulled a Caron in my

pants.
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Pulling a Carson can be one of these things

-Getting concussed
-Taking a massive poop
-Getting stabbed in the head with a pen
-Hurting your back
Pulling a Carson by UrMomsFav September 20, 2021

Pulling a Carson 

Leaving an event to go poop.
“Anyone see John?”
“Yea, he’s pulling a carson”
Pulling a Carson by UrMomsFav October 6, 2021

Pulling A Carson 

Skipping A friends birthday, hangout, Etc. because they got their feelings hurt.
Dylan: “can you come to my birthday”

Jake: “yeah, i would never be Pulling A Carson”
Pulling A Carson by Mr_KingSalty February 6, 2020

few beers short of a carton 

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.
That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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