A Boris

Imagine you want to live in Dave's house. To get it, you walk in and openly do a massive shit in his front room. Dave moves out. Thing is, your shit smells so bad you decide you don't want it after all. Leaving the house, and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.

This is known as doing 'a Boris'.

'Did your mate end up with that bird?'
'Nah, he totally Boris'd it. Prick.'

'Are you going to take that job?'
'Maybe'
'Just don't do a boris, yeah?'

by whatleydude June 30, 2016

A Boris

Someone who is really bloody useless or a liar and generally a waste of space.

He is ‘a Boris’. He lives with his Mum but tells everyone he has a big house and he can’t even tie his shoe laces, and he is 54!

by Rascal G September 29, 2019

Doing a Boris

What Boris Johnson has just done while trying to become Prime Minister of the UK.

Imagine you want to live in Dave's house. To get it, you walk in and openly do a massive shit in his front room. Dave moves out. Thing is, your shit smells so bad you decide you don't want it after all, leaving the house and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.

This is known as doing "a Boris".

I just caught Johnny doing a Boris.

by LennyDipp June 30, 2016

doing a boris

The art of touching someone on the thigh, with or without their permission. (who knows)

Watch out! Looks like George is doing a boris.

by notsoharry October 1, 2019

Doing a Boris

Keeping your head down on sick leave when there is a real shit storm at work.

Just when it’s hitting the fan Tom’s keeping away on a sickie, I recon he is doing a Boris.

by Euro Phil April 21, 2020

Doing a Boris

Extreme level of criminal activity

They doing a Boris selling meth to school kids .

by Holmeless December 8, 2021

Pulling a Boris

It means taking someone elses crush. An asshole who goes after his friend's crush and dates her even though he has dibs on her first. Being a total douche bag or dick head.

Dude Josh stop being such an asshole! Stop pulling a Boris! Edward had dibs on her first!

by Rasputin's friend No 39 December 23, 2011