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Sweating like Steve Bannon in Saudi Arabia

Sweating. Profusely. Predominantly out of fear.

'Mate, I got mugged at knifepoint last night?'
'OMG! Were you scared?'
'Scared?! I was sweating like Steve Bannon in Saudi Arabia!'

by whatleydude May 22, 2017

A Boris

Imagine you want to live in Dave's house. To get it, you walk in and openly do a massive shit in his front room. Dave moves out. Thing is, your shit smells so bad you decide you don't want it after all. Leaving the house, and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.

This is known as doing 'a Boris'.

'Did your mate end up with that bird?'
'Nah, he totally Boris'd it. Prick.'

'Are you going to take that job?'
'Maybe'
'Just don't do a boris, yeah?'

by whatleydude June 30, 2016