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Imagine you want to live in Dave's house. To get it, you walk in and openly do a massive shit in his front room. Dave moves out. Thing is, your shit smells so bad you decide you don't want it after all. Leaving the house, and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.

This is known as doing 'a Boris'.
'Did your mate end up with that bird?'
'Nah, he totally Boris'd it. Prick.'

'Are you going to take that job?'
'Just don't do a boris, yeah?'
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by whatleydude June 30, 2016
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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Someone who is really bloody useless or a liar and generally a waste of space.
He is β€˜a Boris’. He lives with his Mum but tells everyone he has a big house and he can’t even tie his shoe laces, and he is 54!
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by Rascal G September 29, 2019
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