A real stinky fart that lingers long after expected...
Can you still smell that? It’s been like 2 hours and my nose hairs are still burning from that Farage you let off!
That annoying workmate who always says they will help with things, takes most the credit for doing things when they go well but when things don’t go well either calls out and blames everyone else or just quits or ‘gets ill’
Also usually is a sexist.
Last week when our department got the award at work he took all the credit even though he hardly did anything and this week we have all had to do over time and he has been ill and hardly in but Sally saw him in a club last night and he looked fine. The guy is such a Raab.
Someone who is really bloody useless or a liar and generally a waste of space.
He is ‘a Boris’. He lives with his Mum but tells everyone he has a big house and he can’t even tie his shoe laces, and he is 54!
slang for someone who chats shite and is always unrealistic.
You know like that mate everyone has, who when your in the pub on a Wednesday and some guy you vaguely know says ‘Alright lads you coming to footy on Saturday, early kick off at Midday..load of the lads meeting at the pub at 10.30am’
You say ‘Doubt it mate, we are out for Fat Baz’s Stag Do In Dam on Thursday and Friday and Dodgy Tony has a link up, our flight don’t land at Heathrow until 10am Saturday morning’
But your mate says ‘I will be there, I am King of the Sess’ even though he is already talking in joined up writing after one pint of 3.4% bitter.
Fucking stupid Brexiteer.
Someone who makes promises then flops it and lets everyone down!
Johnny was meant to drive us to the festival, we had planned it all out and all spent all our wages on a big weekend but the night before he went down the pub, got wasted, pulled some bird, spunked all his cash and now no one can get hold of him and he has left us all in the shit. That guy is ‘a Cameron’. I would never trust him again.
A Cameron is a cowardly man who often has a weird obsession with pork.
He kept staring at my pork sausages but when I asked if he wanted some mashed potato he ran off and hid...he is a Cameron!