Zuged

To be high, baked, ripped.

Usually occurs after having a session.

Guy 1 : Yo man that was a fat amount of chronic we smoked.

Guy 2 : HAHAHAHAHA I Know, i'm fucking zuged.

by redballs2 October 21, 2008

Zuned

Having ruined an otherwise great product with pointless restrictions and obvious concessions to third parties.

Microsoft really Zuned the Xbox One by region coding games and requiring an Internet connection in order for the console to check in every 24 hours.

by Mr_Shifty June 11, 2013

Zuked

When a thread on a Message Board get pulled off track by a jackass for his own pleasure. Usually the process begins when someone on a board asks a simple question only to have the Zuks tell a story about how he did this or that (mostly Bullshit that has nothing to do with the original post). Everyone piles on the Zuker and he plays victim.
The original post never gets answered and nothing is accomplished.

Original Post: How much do brakes cost to have done at the dealership?

Zuker: Be careful, one time I marked my oil filter and after asking for an oil change at the dealer my filter was still on my car.

OP: Thanks Jackass you Zuked my thread, anyone else know how much brakes cost to replace on a Jetta at the dealer?

by bt3101 November 14, 2011

Zubeda

Zubeda is a funny but aggressive girl. She loves to collect shoes and jackets. She secretly likes someone but never accept. She always blushes when others say his name. Don't fight with zubeda for someone she can do anything. But she is a good friend.

Girl: zubeda is so sweet
Girl 2: yeah but, a little aggressive

by Emmah valentine May 11, 2019

zuted

to be out of ones mind on some type of drug mostley weed

dude im so zuted

by datboiiii April 5, 2009

Leigha Zugehoer

Leigha Zugehoer will lose the talent show.

And the winner is... Paige Hardenbrooke! Leigha Zugehoer, I'm sorry, you lost the talent show again, just like you did 3 years ago... Leigha Zugehoer now hates the song Million Reasons by Lady Gaga

by bleh bleh blehh February 1, 2017

Zuned

A synonym for pwned is "Zuned." You are Zuned when you receive a Zune for Christmas when you wanted an iPod. Zuned is understood as a slang term that implies missed expectations and/or humiliation.

Trader Eric Landstrom coined the term on the Yahoo Finance Forums.

Examples include "Zunage" when used in a collective sense or, "Dude, you just got Zuned," when used in an individual sense.

by Eric Landstrom December 27, 2007