When a thread on a Message Board get pulled off track by a jackass for his own pleasure. Usually the process begins when someone on a board asks a simple question only to have the Zuks tell a story about how he did this or that (mostly Bullshit that has nothing to do with the original post). Everyone piles on the Zuker and he plays victim.
The original post never gets answered and nothing is accomplished.

Original Post: How much do brakes cost to have done at the dealership?

Zuker: Be careful, one time I marked my oil filter and after asking for an oil change at the dealer my filter was still on my car.

OP: Thanks Jackass you Zuked my thread, anyone else know how much brakes cost to replace on a Jetta at the dealer?

Zuked by bt3101 November 14, 2011

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Zubeda

Zubeda is a funny but aggressive girl. She loves to collect shoes and jackets. She secretly likes someone but never accept. She always blushes when others say his name. Don't fight with zubeda for someone she can do anything. But she is a good friend.

Girl: zubeda is so sweet
Girl 2: yeah but, a little aggressive

Zubeda by Emmah valentine May 11, 2019

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zute

1) Another name for a marijuana joint. When its conntents are purely cannabis (without any tobacco to pad it out)

Do ya want a zute?

Other variations exist with a higher proportion of slang used. Often the offer of, or attempted procurement of a 'zute' will be reduced to just "Zute?" between friends

zute by James May 13, 2005

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Zuned

A synonym for pwned is "Zuned." You are Zuned when you receive a Zune for Christmas when you wanted an iPod. Zuned is understood as a slang term that implies missed expectations and/or humiliation.

Trader Eric Landstrom coined the term on the Yahoo Finance Forums.

Examples include "Zunage" when used in a collective sense or, "Dude, you just got Zuned," when used in an individual sense.

Zuned by Eric Landstrom December 27, 2007

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