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Getting horizontal, laying down
I'm bout to get zontie
Zontie by Petunia247 May 27, 2019
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A Zootiez can be referred to as an extremely dank strain of Marijuana typically consumed while in bed with a sexual partner
ex. “Puffin on zootiez and she calling me daddy” - Future
zootiez by sean wilson April 28, 2022
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Zontie • zonie • zootie • zootiez • Zonkie • zonbie • zonkie nut • Zonte • zantie • zentie
a term for Ari-ZON-ans, first used by people in San Diego for those who flee the desert heat for the beaches in the heat of summer.
Man, look at all the Zonies who are here! There's no place for us regular beach folk to put down a towel and sunbathe!
zonies by Babzilicious June 1, 2011

Puffin on zootiez 

The act of smoking a dark strand of weed, usually with multiple women in your bed.
“Puffin on zootiez, and she callin me daddy”
-future

Zonie Bro 

An Arizona bro. Somebody who is usually from the suburbs of Phoenix,(usually scottsdale) probably went to Brophy and is in a frat at ASU. Standard attire is oversized polo button downs, khakis and loafers. Only hang out with each other and have studpid slang. Tend to be pretentious and drink a lot.

Their dad probably owns commercial real estate.
"Fuckin zonie bros crawlin all over old town tonight"
"these zonie bros are like a cult"
Zonie Bro by chndlrgirl March 9, 2018
The finest peice of ass you'll ever see
Look as the zonkie on that
Zonkie by ZonkieZonkie June 15, 2011
Phencyclidine - aka PCP or "Angel Dust". Can be used to refer to other types of drugs, particularly when used as an adjective (eg "I was zooted last night...") but in NYC at least traditionally meant PCP.
"Jones is wigged - been smoking that zootie all day...."
zootie by VerbalGimp January 6, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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