Zonkie 

The finest peice of ass you'll ever see

Look as the zonkie on that

Zonkie by ZonkieZonkie June 15, 2011

Zonkie 

Sexual act where the female gets her salad tossed while using her Lelo clitoral vibrator, resulting in a crescendo of orgasms that leave her in a seizure like post coital state of bliss. Typically followed by a beer and a cig to celebrate what the fuck just happened.

Guy: Sugar, what can I do to you tonight that will blow your mind in bed?
Girl: Well Romeo, have you ever heard of a Zonkie? (As she waves her Lelo in his face and pushes his head towards her ass)

Zonkie by CABG69 September 16, 2018

Zonkie 

A very disturbing noun.
A Zonkie is the dried pieces of shit stuck to your ass hair. Yes, I feel like puking too...
This term is usually offensive, as it is givin to some one you don't like.

Friend #1: Dude look, there's that Zonkie
Friend #2: Yes, what an asshole!

Zonkie by IR Baboon September 16, 2010

zonkie nut 

tiny partials of shit that accumulate around ones anal beard is more commonly known as a zonkie nut !

I ( john ) just found a zonkie nut in the shower

zonkie nut by ken dogging September 22, 2015

Zonked 

being completely exhausted

God damn, I'm hella zonked from that party last night

Zonked by ayypasstheblunt May 23, 2016

zonies

a term for Ari-ZON-ans, first used by people in San Diego for those who flee the desert heat for the beaches in the heat of summer.

Man, look at all the Zonies who are here! There's no place for us regular beach folk to put down a towel and sunbathe!

zonies by Babzilicious June 1, 2011

Zonked 

(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.

You’re just ZONKED

Zonked by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 23, 2019