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That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.
Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked
Zoinked by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018
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When you off the mf dab pen
ā€œdawg i’m off the zoinkys right nowā€
zoinkys by saucegodsolis January 24, 2019
An exclamative. Made popular by the character Shaggy on the television show Scooby Doo. Often used by itself to express fright, panic or fear.
"Zoinks!"
zoinks by thecheat June 5, 2003

Zoinked Out

when youre stoned outta your fucking mind
"Oh shit look at Oswald he's fucking zoinked out right now"
Zoinked Out by nut button March 13, 2019

Zoinking 

A term used by Lord Shaggy before destroying entire worlds
Shaggy: Zoinking
Entire world: Implodes
Zoinking by Snake142 February 3, 2019

Zoinking 

The act of ejaculating on someones dvd copy of either of the two Scooby Doo Movies and then screaming zoinks at the top of your lungs.
Shaggy was beating off a nutt in the mystery machine right onto a dvd copy of Scooby Doo 2 : Monsters Unleashed.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.
Zoinking by Dinkledunk August 31, 2017