Zoïnkee

When ur pp is not hard but wobbly

Shi it’s real wobbly rn I guess I have a zoïnkee.

by Cocopopo123 May 22, 2024

Zoinked

That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.

Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked

by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018

Zoinked Out

when youre stoned outta your fucking mind

"Oh shit look at Oswald he's fucking zoinked out right now"

by nut button March 13, 2019

Zoinked

To be HIIIIGHHH AFFFF

Yo bro im so zoinked i don't even know if i can do all that right now

by YoungFolk June 13, 2018

zoinkerblop

When you "Wreck" someone in a game, or you get "rekt"

"Bruh, Jeremy Zoinkerblopped me in Red Dead Redemption 2"
"I just Zoinkerblopped Richard"

by CaseyFromEarth July 30, 2019

zoinked

When your so fucking high that you wonder why buildings are called buildings when there already built and wondering why apparetments are called apartments when there not appart

Im so fucking zoinked right now bro

by fuck yo bitch nigga chicken st July 2, 2018

Fully Zoinked

When you have consumed so many drugs that your body isn't able to function and your on the bridge of an overdose

Dude last night me and the boys got fully zoinked

by It's MA'AM January 15, 2019