Zoinkered 

The act of Smoking weed, and becomes so Zoinked that you smoke catnip believing it to be weed.

Jason: How was the party last night?
Josiah: I did fine, but Jose get Zoinkered
Jose: You said you wouldn't tell anyone, what the fuck man now Rick's gonna find out about the Catnip!

Zoinkered by Zane The Main December 26, 2019

Zoinked 

That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.

Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked

Zoinked by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018

Zoinked Out

when youre stoned outta your fucking mind

"Oh shit look at Oswald he's fucking zoinked out right now"

Zoinked Out by nut button March 13, 2019

Zoinked 

To be HIIIIGHHH AFFFF

Yo bro im so zoinked i don't even know if i can do all that right now

Zoinked by YoungFolk June 13, 2018

zoinkerblop 

When you "Wreck" someone in a game, or you get "rekt"

"Bruh, Jeremy Zoinkerblopped me in Red Dead Redemption 2"
"I just Zoinkerblopped Richard"

zoinkerblop by CaseyFromEarth July 30, 2019

zoinked 

When your so fucking high that you wonder why buildings are called buildings when there already built and wondering why apparetments are called apartments when there not appart

Im so fucking zoinked right now bro

zoinked by fuck yo bitch nigga chicken st July 2, 2018

Fully Zoinked 

When you have consumed so many drugs that your body isn't able to function and your on the bridge of an overdose

Dude last night me and the boys got fully zoinked

Fully Zoinked by It's MA'AM January 15, 2019