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(verb) To insert up the male urethra, usually forcibly. Either done to others or to self, and either malevolently or sexually.
"Dude, I walked into the bathroom and my room mate was ziphing one of my hair pins! What a creeper!"

"Mick really likes those fucking beetles and shit, he probably wants to ziph them or something."
Ziph by TehScat July 7, 2016
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ziphozonke 

Every Gift... a name of a wise, smart, unique, exqusite, helpful, faithful and kind person. If a 'Ziphozonke' enters your life, keep her/him, somone like him/her is hard to find. Value her/him treat her/him like Gold, because if you lose him/her, no other person can ever replace him/ her in your life.. Her/his name will forever be tatooed in your heart, whether you like it or not.. not everyone is worth being named Ziphozonke so if that's your name, you are one in a million and not everyone deserves someone as wonderful as you are in their lives. You are beautiful
I LOVE ZIPHOZONKE

My best friend is Ziphozonke
ziphozonke by Suzzi💖 June 5, 2018
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A rich roblox trader who thinks he’s good at trading. Mostly get his trades from plugs and beaming people.
Person 1: Bro, should I trade with him?

Person 2: Nah bro, he’s a Ziphur, all his items are stolen.
Ziphur by Boycott Rolimon June 8, 2021
In the sci-fi book 'A deepness in the sky' by Vernor Vinge, zipheads are 'focused' persons in that they are utterly loyal and willing slaves whose attention can be focused on any facet of their personality to serve the needs of the controlling person. For example, a brilliant person can be turned into an utter genius. The ziphead will no longer have any free will and do not care, the slightest bit, about the things unrelated to what they were focussed into. They will become highly agitated and violent if not allowed to do what they were focussed to do.

'Focus' is a tailored infection of the ziphead's brain by a special virus which can be controlled using MRI.
Characters in the novel who were focused (or who were zipheadized)
Ali Lin: A good park designer who became a park designing genius.
Trixia Bonsol: A linguist who became a genius at it.
Ziphead by sherkaner underhill March 18, 2008

Ziphozihle 

A Xhosa name meaning a beautiful gift. People with this name typically live out their name by being warm and generous souls and are a gift to anyone whose lucky enough to have them in their lives.
I can't imagine life without this girl, she's such a Ziphozihle
Ziphozihle by Afropick January 26, 2021
One who is addicted to Zip, a popular mind altering drug that when taken in large doses causes a chain reaction that sends one's life straight down the tubes.
"Hilldale. Nothing but a breeding ground for Tranks, Lobos and Zipheads."
-Black Cop
Ziphead by Martin McFlie July 22, 2006
A beautiful, intelligent lady that talks alot and has a "unique" laugh 🤣
That's so "Zipho"
Zipho by C💛Z August 31, 2019
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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