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Ziphur
A rich roblox trader who thinks he’s good at trading. Mostly get his trades from plugs and beaming people.
Ziphur by Boycott Rolimon June 8, 2021
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Ziphar • Zipcar • ziptard • zapharia • zepharin • zepharus • Zihara • Ziphur • Zeekin Zephariah III • zip-carring
Ziptard
"The ziptard abruptly hit his brakes and proceeded to make a sudden U-turn without using his indicator."
"The ziptard nosed her rental Prius into the parking spot and became very confused, blocking traffic behind her. She clearly was not aware of the concept of parallel parking."
"The ziptard nosed her rental Prius into the parking spot and became very confused, blocking traffic behind her. She clearly was not aware of the concept of parallel parking."
Ziptard by Word2yourmother February 26, 2015
zapharia
zapharia by Mama bear 7 March 29, 2017
Zipcar
The word is quite literal. It's a car that is zipped. It just doesn't move. You use an app or website to rent it and drive it around. BUT... when it's time to pick up the car, that's right... it's zipped! The app stops working. You will be unable to unlock the car with the app. Then you wait for a few more days, for your refund, and a shiny new physical "ZipCard". You can use this card to unlock your Zipcar because the app can't unlock it, remember? Now... when you do manage to unlock this zipcar with your zipcard, the car is smelly, dirty, low on gas, and guess what... with a dead battery. Now you can't drive it, with a card, app or any kind of magic. Tomorrow you try again with another car, without a dead battery, and guess what? This time the "Zipcard" stops working. So such a car is a Zipcar. It just stays zipped. You can only look at it, touch it, admire it and curse it. It will zip you up to parking lots.
Zipcar
An app where you can rent out cars. The cars are usually either dirty, smelly, or low on gas because of the previous drivers who rented them out. They are located in behind the gates or in a parking lot. Sometimes, have a code panel to enter in. The code is on the app or sent to you your email address. You have to unlock the car with the app. They have bullshit fees like for overnight, under age, and being late to return the vehicle is $50.00.
ziptard
The unfortunate ziptard struggled with the ziplock baggie of shredded cheese before handing it to her spouse.
ziptard by knuckledragger September 11, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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