Zhong Li

Prince Zhong Li commonly known in his days as the Forth Prince of the Aisin-Gioro clan (the Qing Manchu imperial family ruling over China) in the 18th century.

He was popularly nicknamed "devil four", providing evil cunning strategies to against his enemies.

He was given the posthumous name "loyal", so that his formal title was actually Prince of Loyal.

As loyal as Zhong Li

Zhong Li by Dowager Cixi January 26, 2008

zhong lim

A toxic being

This person is as toxic as zhong lim

zhong lim by Asian translator December 9, 2016

Li Zhang

Verb form - Li Zhang'd, Li Zhanging
1. (n) He is the god of all living things.
2. (n) He rocks at anything he does.
3. (n) He is really hot and sexy - almost to the extent of destroying himself by being too hot or too sexy.
4. (n) The person that is really awesome.
5. (v) to completely own something or someone
6. (v) to annihilate

Origin: Roots from the word awesome, godlike, and pwn.

1. Li Zhang said 'let there be beer', and there was. And it was good.
2. Li Zhang completely owned everyone at paintball.
3. Li Zhang is so hot and sexy, his pants almost melted off.
4. I saw Li Zhang today and nearly died.
5. I Li Zhang'd there for a minute, when I killed a ??+ monster on WoW.
6. The black mage was Li Zhanging the entire town.

Li Zhang by Tod Gerald March 11, 2005

Li Zhang

1. The one pirate to rule them all.

1. Li Zhang is awesome.

Li Zhang by Li Zhang March 11, 2005

Li Zhang

1. The best ninja in the universe.

1. Did you see Li Zhang today? He was owning everyone with his 1337 ninja skills!

Li Zhang by Li Zhang March 11, 2005

Zhongli 

The Geo Archon, broke but extremely skilled, aka "Daddy"

People often wonder how could a Geo character apply the "wet" status, especially to people in real life.

A Poem and Chant written to summon Zhongli:
Oh twink lord barbatos please make Zhongli come home to me
May the winds of the anemo archon guide him home
Oh shiny tartaglia make zhongli come home to me
May your waves guide him along the wind
Oh beautiful keqing make zhongli come home to me
May your storm lead the way
Oh queen ningguang make zhongli come home to me
May your rocks build the path
Oh zhongli please come home
May the geo archon finally come back
All Mighty Adepti of Cloud, Moon, and Mountains, steady our hearts to prepare

The Geo Archon's Arrival

Amen

Arianna: Dude, Zhongli's so hot!
Noelle: I know! I swear I'm gonna get him.

Zhongli by Heh you thought huh nice try December 1, 2020

Zhongli 

A man claiming to be the funeral consultant of the wangsheng funeral parlor, but is actually a delicious dragon god with the fattest ass in gaming history. His magical schlong, when summoned, is able to kill enemies, giving him the nickname of big dong zhong or schlongli.

Most times he defeats gods just by standing there ,watching his enemies nut to death because he’s so sexy. His sex appeal will have you on your KNEES and vomiting your entire life savings. Your life now REVOLVES around him. He is your god now.

It doesn’t matter that he’s a senior citizen on life support who commits embezzlement, you have peepaw issues and gilfs are hot.

Metaslave: “Bro Zhongli sucks, he barely does damage.”
Enlightened Zhongli simp: “Bitch have you seen that big dick and fat ass? He’s getting more pussy than anyone in the game. So, Mihoyo nerfed him to balance it out.”
Metaslave: “Oh shit yeah...now I kinda wanna suck him off ngl.”

Zhongli by Zhongslilcumrag January 16, 2021