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The epitome of the word snake. Lies uncontrollably, says he was gonna go work out on Friday and ends up not going! Always cancels meetups. Doesn't wanna go to Yosemite with us. 🐍
That literatus over there is such a Zhong. Das war so eine Zhong bewegung. C'est un Zhong mouvement.
Zhong by WarmBagel October 5, 2019
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1. A guy who sleeps a lot and is unreliable.
2. Someone who is very hyper.
3. A term for someone who gets his sandwich stolen by seagulls.
4. Slang for derp.
1. Let's play a game Zhong! ..Zhong?
2. YES WOHOOO GOGOGO DAMMN BOII! - Dude, stop being such a Zhong.
3. Hahaha that seagull stole his sandwich! What a Zhong!
4. Just zhonging around.
Zhong by EoN D June 18, 2013
(noun.) A type of plant which grows in the remote region of Inner Mongolia. Commonly known for its toxic attributes, it is a plant which is deadly whenever found.
Zhong plants were used by Genghis Khan when fighting the last of the Song Dynasty warriors.
Zhong by thegreatestofemall April 5, 2003
A fellow who probably has a peculiar devotion to housework.

a malewife?
girl: "hey, what's your name?"
zhong: "I'm Zhong, why do you ask?"
girl: "malewife." <leaves>
zhong: "????"
Zhong by M_Okuzim June 25, 2023

Zhong Xina 

(the arch-enemy of "The Wok," which is the former number one in the Top Social Credits)

Zhong Xina has the power to:
1. Become invisible
2. Speak Chinese
3. Farm Social Credits really fast (+100000 Social Credits 😎)
4. Bing Chilling 🍦🍦🍦🍦
Zhong Xina has beaten The Wok
Now The Wok is soon facing consequences due to losing all his social credits
Zhong Xina by woolf🦊 January 6, 2022

Zhong Xina 

Zhong Xina is a WWE entertainer & an actor
Zhong Xina apologized to the people of China because he hurt their feelings

Zhong Xina 

Name: Zhong Xina,

in Chinese character is 莊施那, being popular at 2021
He is a man that beaten the wok(鑊) and his features are 1. He loves eating Bing Chilling 冰淇淋/雪糕
2. His favourite movie is Speed and excitement 9 (速度與激情9)
3. Help you and me earn more than 9999999 social credits 社会信用
4. He has an ability of speaking kinda fluent Chinese
Who loves eating Bing Chilling?
Zhong Xina 莊施那~
Zhong Xina by PolyMoster February 10, 2022